the only one to blame for this is me

i had the opportunity today to steal a leaf blower ... and i passed ... i just walked past an abandoned leaf blower ... i mean i would have had to grab it and run because the owner was 10 feet away ... but her back was turned ... it would have taken her a second or two to realize ... but the point is that i had to opportunity ... and of course i have those "do not steal" flags going off in my head