Greg the Bunny

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The Disadvantages of Free Hot Chocolate

Yesterday I was at the cafeteria getting some lunch with a friend and it was about 20 degrees outside ... or at least thats how it felt ... and there was this little stand of hot chocolate by the door ... (but the thing with the cafeteria is when you walk in you swipe your card so it's not really free ... it's prepaid) ... so i grab some hot chocolate on the way out ... bad idea
1. hot chocolate is hot ... it burns when spilt
2. hot chocolate is liquid ... when it's done burning it turns cold and lingers
3. hot chocolate is sticky ... so not only was i more cold than i was before i got to hot chocolate ... i was sticky as well

that is all