Sunday, December 9, 2007

painting



this is my favorite painting from the semester in intro to painting ... i had to sit outside in the freezing weather ... while the water from a fountain near by strayed me ... the painting teacher was ignoring me so the original painting had a port-o-potty painted into the top right corner ... but i took it out later ...

Monday, December 3, 2007

a right handed world


just the other day in my latin class i learned that we get the word dexterity from a latin word meaning right hand ... and we get the word sinister from a latin word meaning left hand ... and that just completely made my day seeing as im left handed ...
also at dinner i got in a pretty serious argument about left vs right handed people ... the right handed people claimed that they needed a scholarship too ... i told them to shove it (not really that a little too mean) ... i have to deal with writing on those stupid right handed desks all day every day ... also auditoriums with those desks on the chairs are uncomfortable too ... and scissors are no fun ...

someone once told me that left handed people die sooner than right handed people ... because they are forced to do everything like a right handed person


this video is sort of awesome i'm not gonna lie

another lie the world has told us


"it's physically impossible to lick your elbow"
I CAN DO IT ... as well as plenty of people on youtube ... which i find a little weird that they are posting videos about licking their elbows ... i just use it as a party trick ... apparently a friend of mine was talking about me licking my elbow in one of her classes and some girl turned around and said that i couldnt ... she doesnt know me ... plus she has been lied to ...


ok so this is the greatest muse video ever ... so great i was so close to naming this blog Shaolin Bear Strike instead of Perks of being Awkward

Sunday, December 2, 2007

The Disappearing Act of Food Allergies

Strawberries
Pro:
excellent taste
Con:
HIVES

or at least thats how it used to be for me ... same with one of my roommates ... she used to throw up after eating any kind of fruit ... but now any more ... so i decided to research this a little for all those who have lost their allergies ... ive discovered from a medical website that children typically become allergic to food they eat the most (aka strawberries for me) ... and they grow out of them ... but adults don't grow out of theirs ... aka im never gonna get rid of this allergy to cats ... not that im eating cats ... im just saying im allergic to being in the general vicinity of cats

despite the fact that ive grown out of this allergy ... i still avoid strawberries like the plague

Violence and video games

i dont know about anyone else but as a child i was never allowed to play video games that had violence in them ... none of those one on one fighting to the death type things ... so obviously i grew up to be a believer in the fact that violent video games makes someone act violently ...

just the other day i was hanging out at a friend's place and 2 guys were playing one of those shooting games ... and asked me if i wanted to join ... ive come to the conclusion that i never want to get on those guys bad side ... the entire game they kept sneaking up behind me a shooting me in the back ...

oh and i also think that stupid cartoons kill brain cells


this video kind of makes my day ... with the nuns and chicken dance